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		<title>Dangels are Swiss 7&#8242;s Champions!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 18:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>However much you love rugby, a 5:45 alarm call on a Saturday morning is always hard. We had a squad of 8 forwards and 2 backs heading all the way to CERN and it’s water-logged pitch for the fourth and final Super 7’s tournament of the season.</p> <p>First up was Bern, who we narrowly beat <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1796">Dangels are Swiss 7&#8242;s Champions!</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>However much you love rugby, a 5:45 alarm call on a Saturday morning is always hard. We had a squad of 8 forwards and 2 backs heading all the way to CERN and it’s water-logged pitch for the fourth and final Super 7’s tournament of the season.</p>
<p>First up was Bern, who we narrowly beat twice in last weekend’s tournament. The slippery conditions gave both teams handling problems and the scores ended-up tied 5-5 after an intercept try by each team. It was a proper, muddy battle and a reminder of how tough the rest of the day was going to be with 3 or 4 matches in close succession in the afternoon. We had a long break and could watch Bern play against both Basel &#038; Monthey and so knew exactly what we had to do to top our group in our last 2 games. We played those games with just a 15 minute break between them but still managed to beat Basel 37-0 and Monthey 45-0 to beat Bern to first place in the group with 6 points better difference! Unfortunately Iris hurt her calf muscle badly in the game v. Basel and could take no further part in the tournament.</p>
<p>Only ~40 minutes break before our semi-final v. Zurich. We started well, continuing our really strong tackling which was the hallmark of our pool games and went ahead by a couple of tries. As we tired, our tackling in the middle of the pitch began to let us down a little and twice we let a strong Zurich runner through practically untouched. The game finished 19-19 (I think; whatever the score, it was tied) and so we went to sudden-death extra time: 2 x 2 mins. Both teams were absolutely exhausted but were fighting with every ounce of energy and neither one of us could score in these 2 halves. And so … we do it all over again; 2 x 2 mins of sudden-death extra time (I have no idea what would have happened after that; the Zurich captain &#038; I suggested a boat-race to the referee instead of all this playing but he was not interested). The game continued with half-breaks and desperate tackles and tired bodies … after what seemed like MUCH longer than 2 minutes, Sarah Stuart burst through a tackle in midfield and went streaking down the pitch; looking all  set to score. The Zurich wing dug deep to find some energy from I don’t know where and came across to close in to make the cover tackle; Sarah drew her across and managed to get the ball away to TazMac who had an easy run to the line. What a game!</p>
<p>Preparation for the final was difficult after both the physical and mental exertion of the semi-final. Knowing that we had already secured the championship, we could only go out and enjoy playing 7’s in the sunshine for probably the first time this season! The final was tough. We played with 100% effort &#038; concentration from the first whistle to the last but our tired legs simply couldn’t react quickly enough to close-down the fast Bern winger as we had done earlier in the day. Bern’s passing game was excellent and they ran-out very worthy winners of this tournament to secure 2nd place in the overall championship also.</p>
<p>The whole squad of players &#038; coaches should be extremely proud about winning this title. It was a real fight. The first Super 7’s tournament in Luzern was relatively easy; a big squad, home advantage, happy days. All 3 other tournaments have been a real battle: 8 players, half of them sick went to Nyon to play 7’s in the snow; in Bern last weekend the comeback in the final v. Bern was incredible and the semi-final this weekend was pure determination.</p>
<p>For Cern:<br />
Angel of the Day: TazMac for a bucketful of tries, being there to support for the winning try v. Zurich and mostly for trotting back to midfield at a very leisurely pace when the team most needed a breather J<br />
Devil of the Day: Karen for an outrageously far forward pass that saved a try (and in fact saved the match v. Bern) and almost wasn’t spotted by the ref.</p>
<p>Next-up: our final 15’s matches of the season v. Bern and Zurich away.</p>
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		<title>Sunday is the rugby day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>16 players &#038; 1 coach made the long, early morning trip to Monthey to play the very first ladies game @ this club. The home team had impressed with their strong tackling in the home game in autumn and had an impressive amount of support pitch-side. The Dangels started the game in slightly messy fashion <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1794">Sunday is the rugby day</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>16 players &#038; 1 coach made the long, early morning trip to Monthey to play the very first ladies game @ this club. The home team had impressed with their strong tackling in the home game in autumn and had an impressive amount of support pitch-side. The Dangels started the game in slightly messy fashion with strong running leading to a couple of tries but a lack of organization and too many bodies in the 9 > 10 channel meaning we lacked shape &#038; rhythm. We kept the pace of the game high &#038; found Monthey defending out wide particularly well and so started to power through the middle to get on the scoreboard.</p>
<p>Slowly, we settled into our game and particularly after half-time things really began to flow. Everyone making a half-break had support on both sides and backs &#038; forwards mixed together seamlessly, popping the ball out of contact to runners coming with pace. Lala in particular was close to unstoppable and almost every player got herself on the scoreboard. Nyon/Monthey fought &#038; tackled from the first whistle to the last and remain the strongest tackling team we have played all season.</p>
<p>Angel of the Game: Lala: welcome back!<br />
Devil of the Game: Petra, on a rollover from her original award many weeks ago …<br />
Tries &#038; conversions: too many to count!</p>
<p>There was beer. There was a bus ride. There was wine. There was champagne. There was singing. There was a trolley. Least said; soonest mended.</p>
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		<title>Swissie&#8217;s big break in Kiwi rugby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fighting display in Lugano by RCL Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It was never going to be pretty, and the conditions really did not suit our backs. Playing on Lugano&#8217;s second pitch, the size of a large apartment, the teams faced awful conditions, with large parts of the pitch under water.</p> <p>Sadly, RCL started too slowly, and Lugano got a very early try off a sloppy <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1769">Fighting display in Lugano by RCL Men</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was never going to be pretty, and the conditions really did not suit our backs. Playing on Lugano&#8217;s second pitch, the size of a large apartment, the teams faced awful conditions, with large parts of the pitch under water.</p>
<p>Sadly, RCL started too slowly, and Lugano got a very early try off a sloppy lineout. They scored soon again, and were 10 points up within the first 15 mins. There is little to say about the backs in the first half, given the lack of possession. The pack fought hard, and coped with the powerful Lugano mauling well. After the first 3 scrums, RCL managed to fight back, and the scrummaging showed huge improvements compared to the two fixtures last season.</p>
<p>The difference in the performance in the second half showed what might have been. Our backs &#8211; despite the mud and pools of water &#8211; attacked well, and reacted with great speed to the many loose balls through the game. Indeed, for the middle third of the game, most of it was played between the 10 metre lines.</p>
<p>Two tries (both in the second half) came from a powerful pack filled with Italians and Argentinians using the tactics befitting of these countries. Tight, well-controlled mauls and pick-and-gos brought results for Lugano. Nonetheless, RCL fought back, and didn&#8217;t collapse, as would be common later on in such a game against such a strong team.</p>
<p>Overall, when the ball was in the open, RCL backs were highly dangerous. There was a great level of involvement from our back 3, where RCL have great strength. A try count of 4:0 did not reflect much of the game, but Lugano must be praised for their execution of possession near our line; this is indeed a weakness of RCL&#8217;s.</p>
<p>Given the conditions, the knock-on count was very low. Tackling was strong, and the Lugano backs rarely broke through. Indeed, most traffic was in the opposite direction. Tackling in fatboy and crashball situations is still far from what is needed &#8211; especially against teams who love to maul: only with low, fast tackles, getting the man down, will RCL cope with this sort of pack. Lineouts still require much work, but are improving. Only with better attendance at training can this happen. Scrummaging continues to improve. We look forward to dryer conditions for our backs for the return leg against Lugano in June &#8211; a game that will certainly have a closer scoreline.</p>
<p>Result: Lugano 26 &#8211; 0 RCL</p>
<p>Man of the Match: Texi</p>
<p>Twat of the Match: Brendon (being too scared to arrive until 10 mins from end)</p>
<p>Finally, a special, heart-felt comment has to go to the ref: his <em>joie de vivre</em> was infectious, showing us younger men that, if you&#8217;re loving your job, you should never hang up the boots!</p>
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		<title>Beginner&#8217;s Guide to Rugby</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Below is a pdf document called &#8220;Beginner&#8217;s Guide to Rugby&#8221; &#8211; a very useful read (thanks, Paul)&#8230;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/Beginners-Guide-to-Rugby.pdf">Beginner&#8217;s Guide to Rugby</a></p>
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		<title>RCL Dangels 48 &#8211; 10 Bern Red Devils</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lollipop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very nervous set of players gathered in wintery conditions for our last home game of this half of the season against one of the stronger teams in Switzerland: Bern. The opening 20 minutes of the men’s’ victory v. Wurenlos and a good warm-up got us in the right frame-of-mind and we started the game strongly. <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1752">RCL Dangels 48 &#8211; 10 Bern Red Devils</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/625506_10151596745672065_1634111714_n.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1754" alt="625506_10151596745672065_1634111714_n" src="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/625506_10151596745672065_1634111714_n-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>A very nervous set of players gathered in wintery conditions for our last home game of this half of the season against one of the stronger teams in Switzerland: <strong>Bern</strong>. The opening 20 minutes of the men’s’ victory v. Wurenlos and a good warm-up got us in the right frame-of-mind and we started the game strongly. Bern, as always, were excellent at the breakdown and have dangerous runners to capitalize on turn-over ball of which they won far too much. The game didn’t flow as we would have liked, due to our lack of precision: more knock-ons in contact and dropped passes than we would usually see in a whole season! However, our tight five <strong>dominated the scrum</strong>, we consistently got <strong>over the gain line</strong> in the tight and we had a <strong>power &amp; pace</strong> advantage with our outside backs which we exploited to claim a<strong> bonus point victory</strong>.</div>
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<div><strong>Angel of the Game: “The White Jonah Lomu” = Henni for almost unstoppable runs down the left wing.</strong></div>
<div><strong>Devil of the Game: Petra, Petra, Petra: you escaped 2 weeks ago for the try line / dead-ball line fiasco and this week you forgot to return the wings which were left in your care … one day this is all going to catch-up with you!</strong></div>
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<div><strong>True disappointment of the day: tragic loss of Tamara-Ann’s peanut-butter ball treats <span style="font-family: Wingdings">L</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong>Tries:</strong> Lolli (a bucketful), Henni, Iris, Esti, Cap’n Mac … others whom I may have forgotten …</div>
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		<title>Good win in Cup for RCL Men vs Würenlos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 07:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>After a long (and yet unending) winter, RCL Men has a good opportunity to get back to match fitness against Ligue B counterparts Würenlos.  With no competitive rugby since mid-November, the team was at risk of being very rusty as we were to return to the league against Neuchâtel the following week.</p> <p>Within the first <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1746">Good win in Cup for RCL Men vs Würenlos</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a long (and yet unending) winter, RCL Men has a good opportunity to get back to match fitness against Ligue B counterparts Würenlos.  With no competitive rugby since mid-November, the team was at risk of being very rusty as we were to return to the league against Neuchâtel the following week.</p>
<p>Within the first few minutes, however, concerns ended.  The RCL pack showed they were up to the challenge, providing quick, clean ball for the backs.  The backs attacked well, showing clean hands and a hunger for running rugby.  The first of 7 tries was scored within a few minutes.  The backs were particularly expansive and experimental in attack, and individually showed improvement with respect to running angles and desire for the ball.  Improved communication enabled moves to be better executed.</p>
<p>The first half was to continue in quite a one-sided manner, with RCL attacking consistently, defending well, and showing highly dangerous counter-attacking running.  Lineouts were good, with the continued use of more complicated moves.  There was an overall hunger and tenacity for the ball, with ruthless punishment of Würenlos mistakes.</p>
<p>With a large squad, and, within 20 minutes, clearly no risk of defeat, all players were used as early as possible.  This brought about its expected organisational problems, but RCL defended well nonetheless to a resurgent Würenlos team for most of the second half.  After prolonged pressure, RCL conceded only one second half try, which is a testament to our concentration and commitment.</p>
<p>Strong points:</p>
<p>The backs utilised tactical kicking extremely well.  This massively assisted our ability to break out of defense and to gain ground efficiently.  There was a great overall improvement in the backs playing as a unit, offering alternatives to the ball-carrier, and more dangerous running.  The pack rucked well in the first half, and the speed of ball to the backs is improving.  They scrummed well, and as a solid unit.  Our percentage of lineout wins is improving.</p>
<p>Aspects to improve:</p>
<p>Low tackling and taking the man to the ground is an ongoing issue; weaknesses here provide opponents far more ground, and the opportunity to maul.  The forwards often attacked alone &#8211; both in pick-and-go, and in fatboys.  Indeed, Würenlos demonstrated to RCL how to go so, forming &#8220;trains&#8221; and staying close and in solid support.  Forward communication &#8211; particularly when not in control of the ball &#8211; put too much pressure on our defense.  Support for the catcher across the team is still weak, with the catcher being left isolated. A continued use of kicking &#8211; and to the corners in particular &#8211; will help the backs put pressure on the opposition with great effect.</p>
<p>Result: RCL 43 &#8211; 12 Würenlos</p>
<p>Man of the match: Chreegu (for bothering to turn up, then playing so well)</p>
<p>Twat of the match: Giusi (for excessive nudity and being clearly too comfortable with it)</p>
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		<title>FANTASTIC start for the Dangels into spring rugby season!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p> <p>Saturday before our first game of the spring rugby season, everybody seemed super nervous. We finished last Fall unbeaten, top of the table in Switzerland and therefore had big expectations on ourselves. With lots of injuries and a couple pregnancies (stop *******) our list of available girls was getting smaller every day. In order to keep up <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1734">FANTASTIC start for the Dangels into spring rugby season!</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>Saturday before our first game of the spring rugby season, everybody seemed super nervous. We finished last Fall unbeaten, top of the table in Switzerland and therefore had big expectations on ourselves. With lots of injuries and a couple pregnancies (stop *******) our list of available girls was getting smaller every day. In order to keep up with the goal to play 15s-Rugby in the Womens league, our coaching-crew offered the Basel-Birds (who don’t have a team in the league atm) to join us. So one more test of our nerves, playing 15s-aside (for some the first time), 80min. with a new line-up for our very first game after a long and cold winter.</p>
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<p>Thanks to great preparation training and a good warm-up, we were ready to kick ass from the first minute of the game. The Geneva Wildcats responded quickly. They were eager to challenge us with hard contact, strong running and good kicking.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the first half it was obvious that we were dominating the game, being up some tries to zero. This was possible to good teamwork; very strong forwards plays, which made it easy for the backs to run through and even some great forwards breaks.</p>
<p>Starting into the second half, we could calm our nerves a bit more, made less mistakes and our structure got better. The Wildcats did not give up though, they wanted a try. But until the very last minute we made it too hard for them to score and when the final whistle blew it was <strong>Dangels 72 :0 Wildcats</strong>.</p>
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<p>What a <strong>TEAM-WIN</strong>! We played together as one unit and it was a great start for our up comming games to defend the top of the table.</p>
<p>Tries: Julia, Henni, Esti, Cynthia, TazMac, Lolli</p>
<p><strong>Angel : Schlumpf</strong>, great strong runs and tackles as inside centre</p>
<p><strong>Devil : Tigger</strong> … no comment… hehe</p>
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<p><strong>Thanks to our great coaches: Chris, Luke and Paul!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Thanks to our fans on that day !</strong></p>
<p><strong>Basel Birds : Welcome to the Dangels!</strong></p>
<p><strong>First game : Alin, well done !</strong></p>
<p><strong>Next (and last) home game : April 6th vs. Bern Devils</strong></p>
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		<title>RCL DJs have successful &amp; encouraging day at Schaffhausen 13s</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>RCL DJs had a successful and encouraging day at Schaffhausen&#8217;s 13s tournament, March 16, playing the first teams from RC Zurich, Schaffhausen and Winterthur.  We won 1 out of 3 games, beating Schaffhausen.</p> <p>However, with the rate of learning on the day, we could have been placed 2nd overall, behind Ligue C&#8217;s 2nd-placed team, Winterthur.  <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1708">RCL DJs have successful &#038; encouraging day at Schaffhausen 13s</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RCL DJs had a successful and encouraging day at <a href="http://www.rugbysh.ch/">Schaffhausen&#8217;s 13s tournament</a>, March 16, playing the first teams from RC Zurich, Schaffhausen and Winterthur.  We won 1 out of 3 games, beating Schaffhausen.</p>
<p>However, with the rate of learning on the day, we could have been placed 2nd overall, behind Ligue C&#8217;s 2nd-placed team, Winterthur.  The team that took on Schaffhausen and Winterthur, compared to the one that started the day against RC Zurich, showed great development.</p>
<p>With so many beginners &#8211; some as recent as just a few trainings &#8211; and several players out of position, RCL DJs did very well.  There was some great tackling, and plenty of Fat Boys and Shamrocks from the forwards.</p>
<p>A special note goes to Francesco, who tackled a Winterthur boot with his face, resulting in a 10-stitch cut on his cheek.  Well done!  And to Zbärgi who just reported a broken finger.  A quick recovery to both.</p>
<p>Man of the tournament: Francesco</p>
<p>Twat of the tournament: Simon &#8220;Kollege&#8221; Zenhäuser (chosen because he always wins down-the-pint competitions)</p>
<p>Spitznamen: Simon Zenhäuser is now called &#8220;<strong>Kollege</strong>&#8220;; Simon Blättler is now called &#8220;<strong>Simi</strong>&#8220;&#8230;</p>
<p>PS  This is your brain on Guinness:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/Giusi-Schaffhausen-1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1737" alt="Giusi Schaffhausen 1" src="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/Giusi-Schaffhausen-1-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></a><a href="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/Giusi-Schaffhausen-2.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1738" alt="Giusi Schaffhausen 2" src="http://www.rcl.ch/wp-content/uploads/Giusi-Schaffhausen-2-300x225.jpg" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
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		<title>RCL Men&#8217;s Wales Tour &#8211; Entertainment Report</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A fresh, well-drilled and enthusiastic RCL team arrived in Wales on Friday 22nd February 2013 to begin their 4-day tour of Cardiff. Due to their high net worth, RCL’s travel arrangements mirrored that of the British Royal Family, with the tour committee deciding that 7 flights into 3 different airports would be the safest passage <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.rcl.ch/?p=1710">RCL Men&#8217;s Wales Tour &#8211; Entertainment Report</a></span>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A fresh, well-drilled and enthusiastic RCL team arrived in Wales on Friday 22<sup>nd</sup> February 2013 to begin their 4-day tour of Cardiff. Due to their high net worth, RCL’s travel arrangements mirrored that of the British Royal Family, with the tour committee deciding that 7 flights into 3 different airports would be the safest passage for the squad.</p>
<p>RCL’s travel subgroups were greeted by various iterations of ‘Dai the Drive’ at their respective airports before being driven to the central rendezvous point named ‘Bunkhouse’. Rusty Bower who was travelling from an unnamed English airport was shocked that crossing the bridge into Wales cost as much as it did. Hungry Unicorn explained that this was one such method used to keep the English out. Rusty Bower however correctly pointed out that this method was not entirely fool proof, as Elwyn’s presence proved. Hungry Unicorn couldn’t argue with that logic.</p>
<p>RCL’s keenest arrived with enough time to go to nearby Cardiff Arms Park for the Blues vs. Connaught fixture. Armed with the knowledge that 14 tickets had been left at the gate for Rugby Club Lausanne who just so happened to also be touring in Cardiff that weekend, through collective ‘True Swiss’ cunning and opportunism, RCL fleetingly posed as their arch-rivals at the ticket office and helped themselves to the tickets. Result!</p>
<p>Incidentally, Rugby Club Lausanne are under investigation by the Welsh authorities for an alleged incident of social deviance relating to the violation of Arriva Trains Wales ‘no puking policy’ on a Cardiff bound train later that weekend. It is rumoured Flying Squirrel may be called upon as a witness for the prosecution in court.</p>
<p>Upon arrival of the remaining tour party, the tour committee then presented each player with their tour jersey and with it their tour name – which was to be used by others at all times. With jersey’s distributed and rules explained, RCL then discovered that the Bunkhouse offers travelling sports teams copious amounts of pre-game hydration options – and with the players taking hydration strategies seriously – this worked out quite well. Though it was a shame Bunkhouse security considered Mrs. Nelson to be wearing fancy dress. Well she was dressed as a man…</p>
<p>After the match [see “RCL Men's Wales Tour - Match Report”], both teams were soon revelling in the post-match hospitality put on by Llantwit Major Rugby Club. The beer was flowing, punishment pints were being sunk, and the ‘remaining’ international matches were watched. During this time, several RCL players for some reason agreed to allow Llantwit’s [slower] winger to pour hot sauce into their mouths. Never a good idea, and this was certainly the case on this occasion with an over confident Squeaky Weasel announcing he could ‘take anything’ coming off particularly badly.</p>
<p>Whilst the Sloppy Platypus and the Pirate took sail for Cardiff shores as scheduled due to their respective chronic farts and sleepiness, the remaining tour party delayed their departure and were treated to a whirlwind pub crawl around Llantwit by a selection of diehards led by a bald Welsh winger. 3 pubs were hit in a 1hr 30. RCL drank Llantwit Major dry, but what could be expected if they were going to give away their beer? Brown Flamingo and Dragonooch are both rumoured to at one point exclaim in unison “£3 a pint?? I’ll take 3!”</p>
<p>With no beer left in Llantwit, RCL boarded the train to Cardiff in search of more. Cardiff and Tiger Tiger did not disappoint. It also seemed that word had got out that 25 rich young Swiss men were coming to town, as Tiger Tiger had ostensibly introduced a ‘fit female only’ policy at the door.</p>
<p>With so many gorgeous women on show, a certain Space Docker had in the process become ‘love blind’ and had lost his ability to discern between the human female form and passing marine life. This proved disastrous when he crossed paths with a white Welsh whale who was beached on the dance floor from a previous night. Space Docker, still with a piece of burger between his teeth from lunch, was attacked by the sea monster who hadn’t eaten since morning and couldn’t resist the tasty morsel (in every sense). She was <i>simply the</i> <i>beast</i>.</p>
<p>Nursing hangovers, Sunday started slowly with some of the squad taking a stroll around town, others taking on a full English (Welsh) Breakfast. The Reverse Italian Manglider led the Swiss-fuelled Welsh fiscal stimulus package, delivering a much-needed shot in the arm for the Welsh economy at the ever popular Rugby Store. Unfortunately still feeling slightly groggy, he bought an Italian rugby jersey, apparently mistaking it for a good team.</p>
<p>O’Neills was the venue for the afternoons activities, with Ireland and Scotland providing a small proportion of the entertainment, with the majority coming through Dutch Bangcock and his Human Darts/Brain Freeze exploits. The rest of the afternoon was then spent drinking Guinness and playing a drinking game called 21’s – which as Rusty Bower and Lock n’ Load quickly found out, is very much a ‘brain thing’.</p>
<p>Sleeping Beauty got bored of this game fairly early on, and so in order to make his own fun decided to knock everyone’s drinks over, making quite a mess. Luckily Sonny Bill Williams was working that afternoon and came to mop up Sleeping Beauty’s mess. Wanting to make amends for this faux pas of the highest order, Sleeping Beauty then replaced everyone’s drinks, though oddly omitting the Propeller’s. When Propeller complained that he was still missing his drink, Sleeping Beauty returned to the bar once more, brought back a pint and then threw it all over Propeller. A very strange way to treat your elders.</p>
<p>RCL stuck to the game-plan at all times, and timed their ejection from (yet another) Irish Bar to perfection. Apparently, intermittently pulling your trousers down while standing on a bar stool and running backwards round the bar clicking your fingers and shouting ‘Afro’ is not acceptable behaviour. Hey ho, the steakhouse was getting impatient anyway.</p>
<p>With the group starting to get a bit rowdy, Hungry Unicorn decided that the best way to sober everyone up before the ‘slap up meal’ would be to scare the alcohol out of them. And so en route to the restaurant, he opted to take everyone down Cardiff’s notoriously rough Bute Street, otherwise known as ‘Little Somalia’. This proved both wise and unwise. Some of the squad were so shaken up by the experience they couldn’t sit down at their table without smashing glasses.</p>
<p>Using the proceeds of everyone’s misdemeanours over the weekend (Rusty Bower with the biggest contribution), dinner was heavily subsidised. The Butter Churner’s table even managed to stretch to purchasing some Welsh Grappa. The Reverse Italian Manglider however was not impressed, though his emotions were at breaking point by this time – 3 days without being in Deloris’ arms!</p>
<p>The night then continued onto the Live Lounge in Cardiff’s Queen Street, where even more beers were downed, along with some ‘rufi’ laced tequilas bought by a local bum bandit. Hungry Unicorn embarked on a Whale hunting expedition, but [thankfully] it amounted to Whale watching only. Not a patch on Space Docker’s ‘monster catch’. And perhaps in retribution for the ‘missing’ rugby tickets, before the night was over Rugby Club Lausanne had seemingly managed to sneak into the Live Lounge and claim some of the groups coats as their own. The Butter Churner was not happy. You could even say he was angry, though this could be attributed to all the performance non-enhancing steroids he was taking.</p>
<p>Monday started with a leisurely walk to the Tourist Information Centre – where a Hungry Unicorn said his goodbyes and asked the group to take 5 minutes to complete an important feedback questionnaire. Firestarter along with several others duly completed the questionnaire in black ink as requested. Though less obedient squad members smelt ‘prank’ a mile off – and cheekily used blue ink instead. Rebels.</p>
<p>And this is where the story ended for Hungry Unicorn. A truly wild weekend in Cardiff.</p>
<p>WE LOVE WHALES!</p>
<p>PS. Did Bucking Bronco ever get his Cardiff University T-shirt? I blame Firestarter if not J</p>
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